Or how to period your way.
Or how to stop lockdown standing between you and a fresh cut.
Or how to style your face fuzz any way you want to.
Or how to make sure you never get spinach stuck in your teeth, ever again.
Or how to find a flossing technique you'll actually stick to.
Or how to get a shave so close they'll ID you at the bottle-o.
Or how to get locks to rival the Kardashians.
Or how to get sleek hair without the sizzle.
Or how to look salon-fresh without leaving the house.
Or how to treat yo’ feet without having to inflict them on someone.